Zombie Defense Training Gear

"Here is your chance to prepare the general public for the zombie apocalypse.
There is no mark-up, all products are sold purely to inform the general public.
Do your part to prepare the world for the zombie menace!"

Maybe I'm wrong, but won't wearing this T-shirt just prepare the public to avoid you? Not that there's anything wrong with that...but I think the graphic says something like, "I chop disembodied arms with a machete. You should avoid me, because I chop disembodied arms with a machete, and that's not normal, nor safe, behavior. I may also be insane. "

Maybe I'm a cynic, but I just don't think this is gonna prepare anyone for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.